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Asandir
I am Asandir and you might have seen some of my posts, if you came here because I made you mad or sad, then I want to apologise to you, with that being said, just enjoy your time on Newgrounds!

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Interview with zag

Posted by Asandir - January 30th, 2012


Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

When did you find Newgrounds and why did you join? Why did you choose the username zag?

zag:

"I joined back in '04. At that point, I was more or less just a dumb child who was in it for the stupid 'Assassin' games section. That wound up paving the way for dating sims. I was especially fond of Simgirls, which was based around the anime, DNA2 (squared.) As for why I have chosen my username, it more or less revolves around what a dumbass I was when I was younger. You see, I had this friend named Amber. Somehow, we came to believe that we were superhuman mutants whose souls had been birthed inside the Earth so that they could possess our bodies. This was so that come 2010, we could defeat the entity, 'Death,' who planned to destroy humanity. My "real name" was Zag and hers was Emberburn. We also had a brother that we were looking for named Freezyala. At least I was creative as a child."

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Do you think that you changed over the time you were here, as user, or also in real life?

zag:

"I've definitely gone through some changes, both online and in real life.When I joined Newgrounds, I was around the age of thirteen. Back then, I was anything but popular among my peers and just wanted to be accepted. Unfortunately, in an attempt to be accepted, I just did everything I thought I should to be someone who I've never really been. It didn't work anyway, and I was still loathed by the majority. That unfortunately showed itself in many of my early posts here on Newgrounds. I recommend taking a look at them sometime. they're quite amusing, if nothing else. I was a worthless piece of homophobic shit. One could argue that I'm still worthless, and I wouldn't really be able to argue with them... but at least I'm not homophobic ;)"

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Are there any other users that you like, and how do they affect you ?

zag:

"There are a few users here that I like quite a lot. I'm certainly no stranger to circle jerking. The ones I like most are, in no particular order, Sevkat, Xenomit, SexualEmo, Yert, SteelChair, Insane-kid, TurkeyBased and ModernPatriot. I suppose they affect me in various different ways. With most of them, our friendships are based on some sort of sexual parody... you know? Back to circle jerking and dick sucking. However, there are a couple users that I've grown genuinely close with. I have a fairly potent fondness for all of them though. There are some other users who I've appreciated, but these are the people that I would call my 'friends'."

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Are there any users that you would consider enemies or that you just don't like?

zag:

"I don't really have enemies, but there are a few users who really annoy me. The first that comes to mind is Spilda-Bongwata. Aside from being an obnoxious ass, he refuses to adhere to the philosophy of "live and let live." He wouldn't be so bad if we could just leave each other alone. Suprememessage is someone who I've had a like/hate relationship with since meeting him. All in all, he's a pretty good user but sometimes, he tends to be a bit obnoxious himself. I believe he once admitted that he gets quite bad when drunk too. Other than them, there are members that irritate me but none who immediately come to mind."

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What is your opinion about the forums? Is there one forum that you prefer? And is there another forum user that you want to see getting interviewed by me?

zag:

"The Newgrounds Forums will always be apart of who I am. I've been visiting them since I was fairly young, so at this point, they hold a lot of nostalgia for me. I rarely venture outside of the General Forum though. It has the most diverse topics, so it tends to be the most interesting. As for who you should interview, I'd personally suggest SexualEmo and Yert , if you haven't interviewed them already. I believe that would be fairly interesting."

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I guess that you have an opinion about the moderators of Newgrounds. Do you think that they do a great job or not?

zag:

"There are certainly some that are better than others. I hold the fairly unpopular belief that Coop is the best of the moderators. However, I'm not incredibly fond of NEVR or reverend. I feel as though reverend is too quick to ban people and close threads. NEVR is just a dick who abuses his privileges as moderator. His threads in particular are awful. Overall, I'd say the other moderators of Newgrounds vary from mediocre to sufficient. There are few others who I've really noticed. I do like EyeLovePoozy though. I haven't seen too much of him, as he seems to be most active during the day and myself at night, but he's amusing."

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Would you like to become a moderator on Newgrounds? If so, what kind of moderator?

zag:

"I would definitely like to become a moderator. I feel confident that I would be fair and I have more than enough time to devote to the forums. Ideally, I'd be a forum moderator, but I'd accept any position of power that I was offered. Sadly, my only previous experience as a moderator has been in Sevkat's forum, which sadly never really took off and is currently comatose."

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The redesign will happen in the first week of February, are you looking forward to it? What kind of changes do you want to see?

zag:

"Ideally, the forum would revert to its state back when I joined in '04. I personally believe that was the site at its best. Besides, how retro would that be? :P However, so long as the redesign doesn't make the website an eyesore and it's easy to navigate, I'll be satisfied."

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You have submitted 4 flash submissions to Newgrounds. Would you consider yourself a flash artist? Is there a work that you are most proud of?

zag:

"A flash artist? Me? God no! I'm nothing but a child fingerpainting compared to most flash artists. I do have fun with it though and I would like to improve my skills. However, I'm quite technologically challenged so that's nothing but a dream that will almost inevitably crash and burn. Ideally, I'd become good enough to program some games to advertise for my personal series though. As you may have heard, I'm an aspiring writer so using Newgrounds to make a name for my work while simultaneously pumping out some fun content would be nice. Rainy would do all of the illustrating though. I can't draw very well at all, as some people may have noticed."

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I heard that you are a huge Anime fan. Can you tell our readers when you started to watch Anime? And can you recommend some series that are underrated?

zag:

"I wouldn't say that I'm a huge anime fan, but I enjoy the occasional series. I started watching anime as a child and got into it for the same reason that everyone else in my generation did. Series like Sailor Moon, Pokémon and Dragon Ball paved the way for me. Eventually, you either realize that the style isn't for you or you take it and run with it. Personally, my biggest inspirations have come from Japanese animation. I would highly recommend that anyone reading this watch Angel Beats, Gakuen Alice and Baka and Test. There are quite a few other good series out there, but in my opinion, those ones definitely deserve the spotlight."

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You have quite some favourite video games. Which series do you like the most? Did it ever occur that you were disappointed by a promising video game?

zag:

"I'm very much a casual gamer. While gaming is a hobby of mine, it's not one that I take as far as many others. My favorite game series is definitely Pokémon. However, like many other fans, I'm disappointed in the prospect that we may never really see any major changes to the series. I do really like Pokémon Tower Defense though. Sadly, it's only a matter of time before it's taken down by the bigwigs at Nintendo :/ I'm also quite into the Fable and Bioshock series. Anyone who's played anything designed by Peter Molyneux knows that he promises far more than he dishes out, but Fable 3 was by far the biggest disappointment for me. First of all, I hated the inclusion of your character's voice. Fable is supposed to be a series that is built on choice and to give a character non-dictatable dialogue strips us entirely of our ability to define our own characters. Furthermore, I loved the portion of the game where you came to rule, but I felt like it was cut short just as it was getting really good. Bioshock 2's story was lacking and the characters couldn't even begin to compare to those from the first game in the series. However, I'm really into the multiplayer. I'm also into the Rock Band series, though I couldn't be happier with what they've done with it."

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According to your userpage, you are an aspiring writer. There are rumours that the redesign will bring a Literature Portal to Newgrounds. Would you like to release some of your work there?

zag:

"Truth be told, that's somewhat unlikely. I've never really been the type to write short stories for the purpose of publishing online. I do have prospects toward trying to publish some work in magazines before I show my main series though. Perhaps in the future, I'll change my mind. The fact that I also co-write with my lover, Rainy is also a factor. Furthermore, we usually only make character bios, stat charts and concepts. We actually know virtually every detail from beginning to end in our work, but we have fairly little to show for it. We do have more than four-hundred pages for our "Roxanne" series and about one volume and a half of Ximen. Just so you have SOME idea of what I'm talking about, Ximen is a series about one man who monopolizes the insurance industry through a few loopholes and the corruption capitalism brings in America. That series takes place in 3035. Roxanne tells the story of a girl whose father was originally the CEO of the nation's second largest insurance industry before the monopolization. After he loses everything and kills himself, this girl who was used to living in such luxury resorts to being a prostitute. However, because of her incredibly business oriented mind, she winds up industrializing all of the crime in New York City into her own little business... But that's enough shameless promoting of my work :P"

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Every person has secrets. Can you tell one of yours or something else that we didn't know about you yet?

zag:

"Believe it or not, I don't really have secrets. At one point or another, I think I've shared pretty much every intimate detail of my life with Newgrounds. However, I might as well bring up some of the lesser mentioned ones here. First of all, I'm a member of the AB/DL community. That essentially deals with diaper fetishism and age regression... Fun stuff ;) Of course, I also have various other fetishes as well. Also, it's worth mentioning that I'm in an incestuous relationship with my half-sister, Rainy. Furthermore, there's the fact that I'm transgendered. No matter how often I mention this, there always seem to be people who miss it."

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What can we expect from you in the future, zag?

zag:

"Who knows? The future is impossible to predict. Most likely, more irritation though. I tend to be pretty good at annoying certain members of Newgrounds, although others seem to love me. Ideally, I'll become Newgrounds' friendly, neighborhood celebrity. I have high hopes for becoming a billionaire shock-writer. It may sound unrealistic, but at least I'm optimistic ^.^ Other than that, I'm sure I'll continue to learn and grow as I have over the past years. I've done quite a lot of evolving as a person, and I don't see that stopping. Perhaps I'll mature as a human being and stop being so petty and childish. I wouldn't hold your breath though. I'm likely to remain the cock sucking little bitch that I am today for a while."

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Interview with zag


Comments

Nice interview, as always! :D
REDEDISN IS ALMOST HERE!!!

Thanks :D
And yes :3

Second!
6 days to redesign!

Congrats!
Finally, the redesign :3

according to the countdown, you'll upload one more interview before the redesign.

Yes. Interview with Ragnarokia :)

Congrats for level up!

Thank you very much :)

awesome, I feel like such a celebrity :P
...not really, but the interview was fun.

fun fact time!
This was my second attempt at answering the questions. I accidentally deleted my entire first attempt.

Not famous, but nice and pretty <3

So, it is actually the second interview with you :D

You just level upped!?
CONGTRATZ!!!

Yes and thanks :D

Hoo's nex and wut of I?

Ragnarokia is next and .... what?

I no want buttsex! I shall not join the fab side.

No one forces you :3

Vaginal Maritial Sex only for this Christian-Raised Fabbot. >:(

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:D True!

Indeed :)

Post more.

I do :3

Asandir!!! :DDD

Coreghost DDD:

The Redesign launches in EXACTLY 25 hours -^____^-

Or starts the process of getting launched :(

Indeed! The redesign will look wonderful :3

Really? :'D

Yes :)

YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M IN THIS INTERVIEW SOMEHOW!

Congrats :D

@Steel...

you didn't think I'd leave you out, did you?

...DELAY!

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