Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users
When did you find Newgrounds and why did you join? Why did you choose the username Lintire?
"Newgrounds was the mythical land that I was thrust up in a sweaty and horny state many a year ago, where Cyber Doggy-Style Porn was the word about town and all Hentai movies were ripe game for my slobbering pubescent mouth. But alas, no masturbation was to be had, for I was browsing this ripe little fucking nuthouse with a friend, and we were not GAY.
Fuck knows when that asshole found this wankhouse.
As for the username, I've had two usernames on the internet - Nitecreeper, because "Nightcrawler" was too fucking long for whatever the fuck I wanted to jack off to at the time and I popped a boner whenever I heard of the X-Men, and Lintire.
Lintire was something I shat out when I decided I wanted a username that meant nothing. No, not literally, you dickwank, just some random word I wanted to define myself. My own personal label.
Turns out it's the name of a worldwide wholesale trade fucking company in used passenger-car tires, casings, and condoms. WELL GUESS WHAT, SHITHEADS, MY USERNAME APPEARS FIRST ON GOOGLE RESULTS. LAP THAT UP LIKE THE FOREIGN MOTHERFUCKERS YOU ARE.
Not to mention that people tend to associate it with pocket lint. But it's still alright."
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Do you think that you changed over the time you were here, as user, or also in real life?
"Two years ago I took some personality test or other (fuck knows the internet has plenty of those fucking things) and got some dickass response. Two years later I took the same test, same fucking response.
Just an example, calm the fuck down.
I haven't changed one bit since I signed up to the shit-slinging festival, but as a user I've changed so fucking much it's unbelievable - just looking at my newspost I've gone from a newbie user all over HP Lovecraft's dick to, well, this asshole right now."
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Are there any other users that you like, and how do they affect you ?
"I like a bunch a users - usually I try not to list my opinion of other people just to keep them on their toes. But even I have to give a shout-out to my brothers kisame (the kickass motherfucker who pulls the strings behind every underground porn studio in Hollywood), Light (and tight), and Dosensuppen (with his magnificent vanity mirrors) and everyone in the Art Forum ever.
How these motherfucks affect me? Life is always more fun when you're sharing it with other people. and seeing these bastards on the internet slowly increases the BPM of my dick by a few beats."
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Are there any users that you would consider enemies or that you just don't like?
"I can't really consider anyone over the internet a freaking "enemy". I can just fucking turn off my monitor - CHECK THIS SHIT OUT - their sphere of influence just fucking... ends.
As for people I just don't like, people who spend the entire time bitching really get on my nerves - whoever that guy that keeps whining about women, modernpatronizer, and seemehaveacrisis, who went a bit of a whining streak some time back. I don't mind outright bad and pathetic posting, fact is I mostly find them funny, but dear motherfucking diety the bitching on the internet gives me a headache.
It's the internet. Have a wank. You'll feel better."
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What is your opinion about the forums? Is there one forum that you prefer? And is there another forum user that you want to see getting interviewed by me?
"This is a really odd question. My "opinion" about them is about the same as the rest of the internet - it's one giant self-loathing cesspool clusterfuck that I'm downright fucking delighted to get in on the action. As for the forums themselves, they're a hell of a more structured then most internet chat rooms I've gone on, but it does feel a little constrictive when you've got a great idea for a cool as hell animated sig and you have to pay tribute to the Elder Ones to make it a reality.
My preferred forums are by far General and Art. General because I can fuck around without thought to the consequences, and Art because, well, I fucking like Art. It's a thing.
As for users, I'd suggest interviewing a few from outside General drama antics - perhaps some art mod or someone from within the Wi/Ht crew."
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I guess that you have an opinion about the moderators of Newgrounds. Do you think that they do a great job or not?
"Any opinion I have of them is distant, noncommital and tangential. If you break the rules in an unamusing way, they will ban your shit. My opinion is that they do that. That's really about as objective as it fucking gets. For the moderators themselves, the fuck would I know? I don't know those guys. They don't even post that often."
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Would you like to become a moderator on Newgrounds? If so, what kind of moderator?
"Making me a moderator would be the worst idea since Nintendo's 2006 E3 press conference. I've been a moderator and administrator on various shitholes throughout the internet, and in each and every one of them I've been a facetious mothefucker abusing my powers in the name of comedy and whimsy.
Besides, we don't even need another moderator. Being a moderator isn't a title, a rank bestowed unto particularly good users, it's an enforcer of the rules when enforcement is needed. And I'm not seeing any particular outbreaks of child pornography threads. Besides, I'm not too hot on rules."
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The redesign is rumored to happen within the next months, are you looking forward to it? What kind of changes do you want to see?
"I'm not so much looking towards the redesign itself as the inevitable backlash that's going to occur from it. So many people are going to get pissed off, and it's going to be delicious. I can't wait for the threads upon threads of people crying their eyes out over the littlest details.
There will be many hijinks.
Personally though? Not digging the redesign. Looks too commercial. Bright. Fun. Which is great for the site, and all, but not my style."
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You bought a Tankman Sticker and a Newgronds Poster from the Newgrunds Store. Do you appreciate the possibility to buy merchandise from Newgrounds? Is there anything that you would like to see getting added to the store?
"NO I STILL NEED TO BUY EVERYTHING THERE THAT EXISTS.
Not much to say about that, really. I'd really like to grab myself some more NG Gear, as in a lot more then what I have now. I've also got a Penicorn which I nabbed in this contest, courtesy of TOAS.
And yeah, I love the ability to show my appreciation for Newground's draining of my time for cashy money."
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I am personally a fan of your art. Can you tell me when you started to make art? Is there one piece of art that you are most proud of?
"When I actively started to make art was pretty much primary school - used to draw a lot of guys killing other guys with a variety of fuck-instruments. First it was scribbles, then I fell into practicing from a few manga books, and have spent the time since trying to make my style a hell of a lot more western.
I'm not a big fan of manga.
As for the picture that I'm most proud of, it's always the one that I've finished latest. Then I realise how much that sucks, and move on to the next picture, critisize the shit out of it. It's a repetitive cycle. I like critism, and it's really how I motivate myself to be better."
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How did you feel when you got the offer to get scouted? What is your opinion about the scouting system?
"Felt a little giddy, because back in those days I knew exactly how much my stuff sucked and didn't think I'd get in for a long while.
I've been pruned and scouted a few times, and I think that the scouting system really is one of the best systems ever used in any fucking portal. Seriously, it's not until you're scouted until you see the sheer amount of stuff that shouldn't be in the art portal ever.
Very occasionally it can skip someone who deserves a place in that portal and get a bunch of people who don't, but it's honestly the best outside of having a basement-full of starving asians poring over every submission."
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You're a tool! That's the name of the art collaboration that was submitted on the 29th of June to the flash portal. Did you enjoy the possibility to work together with the other artists who participated?
"Woah man that was ages ago. Truth be told I was a little blaise about the collab. Not happy with my submissions, but it managed to limp out of the portal in one piece. If anything it did clue me into the general treatment of art collabs in the portal. So many people get so fucking pissed off that it's not a game, yet labelled as one. Really is a shame to see hard work get spat on because of a label.
Wouldn't pass up the chance to participate in another collab of that kind, lots of motherfuck fun to be had."
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Every person has secrets. Can you tell one of yours or something else that we didn't know about you yet?
"I absolutely hate fish. Seafood in general, I just dislike, but fish? Fish are fuckers, and shouldn't even be eaten. They should all be gathered and burned, then laughed at. Asshole carps. Take your ecosystem and die in a fire.
I never miss a chance to verbally abuse a fish."
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I heard that you like to write and I also get that feeling from your well written posts. Would you appreciate the addition of a Literature Portal and would you use it to publish stories?
"I love writing and illustrating stories, so I'd absolutely use it to publish some motherfucking stories! Hell, I could even see myself becoming a regular on it.
Right now, there's the Writing Forum, but to be compeltely honest, putting out stories on the forum is such a hassle - managing large amounts of text is a nightmare on Newgrounds. Hell, take this; I'm writing it in Notepad. Which is incredibly underrated.
Hell, if anything, I've mourned the inability to really write my own stories as much as I'd like. There's not much in the way of a managable, well, portal out on the internet to subject them to critiscm (or frankly, provide it) and if there's one online shithole that can manage to make a fun, easy-to-navigate portal for Literature it's Newgrounds."
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What can we expect from you in the future,Lintire?
"Don't expect anything from me. I'll deliver on my own terms."
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JKSSN
Nice interview!
Im getting dizzy with your profile pic changes! Just kidding! XP
Asandir
Thanks!
Will use that one for some time. Atleast for the next minutes :3